English: WIFE: Honey before we got married, you used to give me gifts and expensive jewelry.
HUSBAND: Yes, and?
WIFE: How come you don’t do it anymore?
HUSBAND: Have you ever seen a fisherman giving worms to the fish after catching it?...(more)

: Beautiful

English: Horse

Hausa:

Pidgin English: jam that door

English:

English: watermelon

Hausa:

Pidgin English: Abeg dry front

English:

Pidgin English: if i hear pim, you will hear ween

English:

English: prayer

Yoruba:

English: spider

Hausa:

Pidgin English: who fine girl  help?

Pidgin English: I saw your miss call

English:

English: Ịchọ ịlụ gị ịbịa bịa ighọ ifuru na Chief si compound na Chief chọrọ ka ha mata na Mbe mbe adịghị ekwe ka ndị ala ọzọ na-eji ya shei esi ofe....(more)

Igbo:

English: Uniabuja students Storms Air-Port Road To Protest Over The Death Of A Female Student   Yesterday night, a driver knocked down a uniabuja female student while she was trying to escape from armed robbers nest. Fresh source revealed to 9jaflaver news that the driver that knocked down the student to death is a lecturer of the university of Abuja, and was driving one way when the unfortunate happened.   Students blames the school authority and the federal government, for not providing c

...(more)

English: J martins drops a new song with a stunning visual. Slowing down aint an option for the nigerian turn afro pop star. Definatley a club banger wehdone sir....(more)

English:

Basketmouth Comedy show 2017

English:

The man comes too late and knocks the door. His wife says:

- Oh, and you will explain to all the neighbors where you are coming from in your pants and bra this mid

...(more)

Pidgin English: Of course i know

English:

Pidgin English: Una good morning oh. Na so i wake up jam rain, everywhere kom be water water. As i comot dey go work, na so poto poto kom full all my body. I thank God sha....(more)

English:

Pidgin English: Oya come and be going home now

English:

English:

Dont get left out!!!

English: land

Hausa:

English: The price list is not where my annoyance lies but the wrong spellings. SMH 

English: True #Love doesn't have a happy ending.. True Love has no ending. Have A Great Day Friends.. Happy #Valentines
Is this true?...(more)

English: Hot slap during morning prayer 

English: Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a service for the poor creature?” Pastor replied, “No, we cannot have service for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road, maybe they will do it.” The man said, “Do you think they will accept a donation of U.S $250,000 for the burial service?” Pastor exclaimed, “Sweet Jesus! Why didn’t u tell me the dog was a Christian?...(more)

Pidgin English: Jollof rice wey dey for d bottom of pot today, go dey for top of cooler tomorrow

English:

English: Flesh

Igbo:

English: Timaya ft Rudeboy (Psquare) - Dance 

Igbo:

: How do I get to talk to you?

Pidgin English:

A man went out with his friends and returns late. At about 12 midnight the man comes back and knocks…the Wife tells him “Go sleep where you dey come from o!!”
Judging by her voice she was pissed, the man answered “Relax I no com sleep, nah d condoms wey dey table 4 my room I cum collect. Abeg pass am come. Plenty women dey for the party!” The wife opened the door and said,”Where you dey go?Enter this house before I change mind!”.

English: Add more

Yoruba:

English: where are you stay?

Pidgin English:

English: wow, this is serious, see what heavy rain fall in lagos is causing... funny but its getting serious

Hausa:

Pidgin English: The picture of this woman dey dey breast feed her baby during her wedding ceremony dey everywhere now

English:

English: OMG this is witchcraft in the highest order 

English: Soup

Igbo:

English: LWKMD

English: Please speak more slowly, Where's the toilet?

Yoruba:

English: Good afternoon

Hausa:

English: Butterfly

Igbo:

English: rainy season

Igbo:

English: In exams, we look up for inspiration, down for desperation, left and right for information.

Igbo:

: Please what is the meaning of the pidgin word "langa" in English ?

: I love you

: What dors the phrase i am gentle like you mean?

English: A bird doesn't alert his fellow bird that a stone is coming. 

Yoruba:

English: How to prepare onubu soup

English: Nylon

Hausa:

English: talk

Hausa:

English: month

Hausa: