English: When the heat is too much and you decide to pull off your shirt, mosquito be like?

English: How should I know?

Hausa:

Pidgin English: Fish seller

English:

Pidgin English: Ma lo wa oo

English: yam

Hausa:

English: LWKMD

English: Jarunpa 

Pidgin English: Tonto dey talk say her husband dey knack am better beating for house still dey chuk am yarns

English:

English: I learnt the hard way to be very conscious around him - Kemen says as he shares photo with Ali Baba.
Former BBN housemate and fitness trainer, Kemen took to his Instagram page to share a photo with comedian, Ali Baba in the gym and gave some props to the legendary comedian. He wrote: ' A rare privilege working with this great man @alibabagcfr , meanwhile I learnt d hard way to b very conscious around him. @thintalltony can relate....(more)

English: Stephen Keshi: Nigeria football legend dies aged 54

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: Is that how you used to do?

English:

English: Akpors enters a supermarket to buy himself orange juice and sugar. He paid for the orange juice and walked out with the sugar under his arm, unpaid. At the door he was arrested and locked up.
During the court hearing, the judge asked him why he paid for th juice and stole the sugar? He replied " i did not steal. At the back of the juice bottle is written: SUGAR FREE! 
You think i am silly or what?...(more)

Pidgin English: My dear let me come and be going 

English:

English: No matter how many cars you have, you will always walk to bed

Yoruba:

: My Lord is My God

English: Who do you think you are to talk to me like that

Yoruba:

English: I need mening of My Lord is My God in Igbo please

Igbo:

English: Reekado Banks - Ladies and gentlemen (official music video)

: I'm tired

English: What is odaju

: Did you bring anything nice?

English: We are patiently waiting for the promised change

Yoruba:

English: fight

Igbo:

: Ovarian cyst

English: The price list is not where my annoyance lies but the wrong spellings. SMH 

Pidgin English: Jollof rice wey dey for d bottom of pot today, go dey for top of cooler tomorrow

English:

English: Yemi Osinbajo is the acting president and not a National Coordinator- Senator Shehu Sani. Senator Shehu Sani this morning weighed in on the controversy surrounding the recent letter President Buhari sent to the senate notifying them of his medical followup to the UK. In the letter, President Buhari stated that Osinbajo would coordinate activities of the government while he is away. Some Nigerians have argued that President Buhari should have stated in the letter that Osinbajo...(more)

English: 'When will the FG rearrest Nnamdi Kanu?' Comedian Seyi Law asks as he reacts to recently launched Biafra Secret Service. Two days ago, leader of IPOB, Nnamdi Kanu, inaugurated the Biafra Secret Service.Comedian, Seyi Law wrote;'Have you heard that BIAFRA now has a SECRET SERVICE? When will the Government rearrest Nnamdi Kanu or have a referendum? Is Osinbajo trying to be politically correct or just following the silence is golden rubbish? There are certain things you don't...(more)

English: In the moment of crisis, the wise build bridges and the foolish build dams 

Hausa:

English: What does ijaw language akpomàya mean in English 

English: Ositoto laiye oh

English: body

Hausa:

English:  How will you do (it)?

Hausa:

English: cut your hand 

Igbo:

English: Whoever presents his own head to break a coconut would not be able to partake in the eating of it 

Pidgin English:

English: Oil bean

Igbo:

English: President Buhari cancels his trip to Abia, holds closed door meeting with Governor Samuel Ortom over Benue killing
President Buhari has cancelled his trip to Abia state and is currently in a meeting with Benue state governor, Samuel Ortom, over the repeated attacks on farmers in the state by herdsmen. On New Year day and last Saturday January 6th, herdsmen attacked farmers in two communities in the state killing 59 of them including a pregnant woman. The victims will b...(more)

Pidgin English:

: How can I get a good look at you?

English: here are our finest single women pick one 

: Awi fun no ko to dani , AGBA jakadi ni

English: Killers of Enugu Deputy Governor's Orderly arrested after fierce gun battle with police.
The Enugu State Police Command have arrested the notorious killer gang behind the murder of the Enugu state Deputy Governor Orderly Sgt Helen Sunday. A statement issued by the command today, May 17th, said that the suspects were arrested by operatives of the Anti Kidnapping Squad acting through a well coordinated operation.The suspects later identified as EMMANUEL ONYEABOR and KANU OTI...(more)

English:  The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly
John 10 vs 10...(more)

Igbo:

English: Pure, serene

Hausa:

English: Police arrest fake corps member at Akwa Ibom NYSC orientation camp.
The Akwa Ibom State Police Command has arrested a fake corps member at the NYSC orientation camp in Nsit Atai Local Government Area. A statement signed by the command's spokesperson, DSP Chukwu Ikechukwu, said based on intelligence received by policemen at the orientation camp, they swung into action and arrested one Mr. Justice Orlu Ordu, and indigene of Ikwere in Rivers State, in Monday Uko’s Hostel...(more)

:

English: SON Discovers Building Where Importers Alters Products’ Expiry Dates. The Standards Organisation of Nigeria has arrested a cosmetics and wine importer (Mr. Joseph Udeh) suspected of changing the expiry dates on products and putting new dates on them to mislead buyers. When enforcement team from the SON visited his resident, it was observed that the importer converted two four-storey residential buildings, each containing eight rooms into storage facilities for products....(more)

English: Young Shall Grow Bus Rams Into Fuel Tanker On Enugu-Onitsha Expressway. We thank God in a special way for diverting what would been a terrible evening immediately after Kwata junction.  “An accident involving a Young Shall Grow Motors and a Fuel tanker fully loaded…No life was lost just few wounds…Young shall grow driver holding tanker driver. The FRSC came almost immediately the incident happened… Willie’s long vehicle driver did well…. kudos&hell...(more)

English: Thanks

English: Ibi ti mo fi nwun o, ki esu ma ba ibe je

English:  The grace of God; The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, the love of God and the fellowship of the holy spirit, be with you all. Amen. 2 Corinthians 13:14...(more)

Igbo:

: Gini bu ahaizugbe