Pidgin English: Na y dis children no go cry? na so so bad dreams dem go dey dream 

English: Nigerian dances vs Ghanain dance 

English: Good morning

Hausa:

English: On a weding day, the pastor asked the normal question;
"anyone who feels this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony should speak now, or forever remain silent"
peter raised his hand fom the back. on seeing him the bride fainte, and when she was revived, the pastor asked y he raised hes hand,
Peter replied "we no dey hear u from back"...(more)

English: Echezokwala

English: vegetable

Igbo:

English:  translate ASlm in housa 

English: how are you

Yoruba:

: How are you and your family

Pidgin English: Chin chin

English:

English: onion

Hausa:

English: healthy life

Igbo:

English: Stephen Keshi: Nigeria football legend dies aged 54

Yoruba:

English: extravagant

Hausa:

: asparagus

English:

A woman came to her husband, feeling very happy and said, “Honey, at 50-year-old, one of your friends finds me so attractive.”

: What does Yoruba called black seed

English: How much?

Hausa:

English: Can't kill myself

English: Keep the change

Yoruba:

English: Aloloro! Atí rorun akalamagbo ohun logu wa rowon ni toki Awon ni won difa fun olomi Tutu eyi ti Saya agbonmiregbe Orunmila baba erigi alo o mama Folomi tutu yi fukupa Enito funi lobi emama funku pa Enito funi lobi emama farun se o Enito funi lobi emama fofo se o Enito funi lobi emama felo se o Ipa omi un tutu ni ki gbona Ero woo ni ti dundun Ero woo ni ti tete Ero woo ni ti rinrin Ero ni iroko nso Iroko ki so ele Ase

...(more)

English: Cure incurable diseases with my powerful herbal oil such as heart diseases, hypertension, stroke,impotent, diabetes, infections(staphylococcus, e-coin,vaginal discharge, toilet infection, hepatitis, herpes virus, etc) WhatsApp: 07064233903....(more)

English: drink / wine / beer

Hausa:

English: Maleek Berry - Been Calling

English: Psychosocial needs

Yoruba:

: You have done me well Jesus

English: Jaggery

Pidgin English: Rghit turn

English:

: How are you

English: The Ofala Festival, is an annual ceremony practiced by the indigenes of Anambra state.The highlight of the festival is the emergence of the Obi in his royal regalia to the cheer of the crowd,a cannon shot announces the entrance of the Obi who is usually dressed in ceremonial robe and carries a bronze sword on his hand, he walks to the...(more)

Igbo:

English: meat

Igbo:

English: Wawu! Soldier Spotted Lifting Heavy Sack With His Mouth. I am not understanding anymore, has his teeth been working out ? or what is going on here? Some say it’s actually voodoo or a magic trick of some sorts. What do you think?  ...(more)

English: Palm sunday

Yoruba:

English: A guy was charged N300,000 as bride price. He bitterly complained 2 his in-laws.*
*Guy*: A long time ago, pple were only paying goats or cassava to marry a Virgin? Y are we nowadays being charged so much 2 marry a girl who has slept with so many guys & probably even aborted a couple of times?
In law: D price has gone up cos U are marrying someone with a lot of experience....(more)

Yoruba:

English: body

Yoruba:

English: Mercy Johnson says her family is more important than her career

Pidgin English:

English: maggi cube

Igbo:

: Onisorire

what does that word mean??? Came from a scammer 

English:  heart

Hausa:

English: i feel so sad as uriel as been evicted #BBANAIJA

English:

• Translate onye nbu in English 

Pidgin English: i can nor kill myself

English:

English: Disappoint

Pidgin English:

English: hope

Igbo:

Pidgin English: Someone can not play with you

English:

English: Alaye zerumu 

English: Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, Why are you arguing?
One boy answers, We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didnt even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher....(more)

English: we can not solve our problems with the same thinking will use when we created them

Hausa:

English: Super Eagles climbs to 38th In new FIFA World ranking.
The Nigerian Super Eagles of Nigeria moved to 38th in the latest FIFA world ranking.The new ranking now puts the Super Eagles in the fourth in Africa behind Egypt, Senegal and Cameroon.The top 10 in the world remain unchanged with Brazil, Argentina, Germany, Chile, Colombia, France, Belgium, Portugal, Switzerland and Spain retaining their spots....(more)

English: Pilot & the Mad Man A pilot was transporting a bunch of madmen from Lagos to a psychiatric facility in Johannesburg, South Africa. The madmen were making noise & suddenly, one entered the Pilot’s Cabin; MADMAN: Teach me how to fly a plane! PILOT: I would, under one condition. MADMAN: What? PILOT: If you can get your colleagues to keep quiet. (5 minutes later, the plane was very quiet!) PILOT: Wow! How did you get them to keep quiet? MADMAN: I opened the door & let them out...(more)