English: Hello

Hausa:

: Shuku agbado

English: Popular comic actor, ‘Dejo Tunfulu gave out his 17 year old daughter, Sammyhat Pamilerin Adetokunbo’s, hand in marriage to a young man called Ahmed Babatunde Oladele, popularly known as Danku Malaysia....(more)

Yoruba:

: What is fibroid in Hausa language

English:

Igbo kwenu 

Igbo:

English: Traditional marriage in the Igbo land 

English: A boy was going through his grandmother's  wallet one night and found her ID card. Grandma? he asked, "how much do you weigh?" His grandmother replied, " that's not an appropriate question, Jimmy" He then asked, "How old are you? She again replied. "That is not appropriate, Jimmy". Finally he asked, "Grandma, why did grandpa leave you?" Before she had time to answer, Jimmy looked at the card and said, "Oh i see, its because you got an "F" in sex."...(more)

English: That awkward moment when your dad scolds u on whatsapp and threatens not to pay ur school fees. .. Then u wanted to reply"sori" and then auto correct changed it to"Story " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂......(more)

English: When your fat uncle buys new clothes and sends you the old ones he used to you in the village.

Pidgin English: she no wan designers, she no what ferrari, she say na my love o

English:

English: What is the translation of idi igi 

Pidgin English: Wahala be like bicycle 

English:

English: Three girls went to the river to take a bath but unfortunately their cloth went missing, and as at that time three boys where passing by the river.
the 1st girl covered her breast and her face and left her private part open.
the 2nd girl covered her breast and her private part 
the third girl only covered her face.
Please which one of these girls is the wiset....(more)

: Abel god

English: Parrot

Igbo:

Pidgin English: Aba made

English:

English:

1. Narekele mo

English: Fashion

Hausa:

English: Dark in complexion

Hausa:

English: delight

Igbo:

English: Fresh fish stew

Yoruba:

English:  For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart....(more)

Igbo:

English: Aiye mi

English: make a difference

Igbo:

English: Police 

Yoruba:

: Contact and wats app +2347054559659 for spiritual intervention into your problem contact Baba ifadara (+2347054559659)  (1) to make money and become very rich (2) talisman for traders and businessmen     (3) spiritual power and rings  (4) exams succes  (5) do as I say (6)begging without refusel  (7) visa approval  (8) love me alone  (9) promotion at work  (10) Ring to win lottery always  (11) magic to avoid accident and poison (12

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English: Happy sunday

English:

Akpos’ boss called him on a Saturday morning and asked him to come to work, Akpos replied “I would love to but I’m in traffic”

: Kilamity

English: House of Representatives in a rowdy session as members reject bill to establish South-East Development Commission.
The House of Representatives was today thrown into a rowdy session after majority of the lawmakers rejected a bill for the establishment of the South East Development Commission, SEDC. The lawmakers turned down the bill because according to them, there was not enough consultations carried out before the bill was presented to the House....(more)

English: the morning star 

Igbo:

English: So I called my Ex to tell her I was still in love with her, and she went "Abeg no vex o, Are U Peter, Kelvin, Patrick, Ugo, Tayo or Garba?"

English: Nalekelemo

English: Akpos went to Church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with Ebola and that God had healed him. When he finished, he tried to give the microphone to the second man 2nd man – I have no testimony. Give it to Pastor. (Akpos tried to give the microphone to the Pastor) Pastor – I’m not in charge of testimonies so give it to the Senior Pastor. (Akpos goes to the Senior pastor) Senior Pastor – Brother in Christ, the mic is yours. It’s a gift from the Church. You may take

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Pidgin English:

English:

When You've been partying with your friend all weekend and he's answering all the questions the lecturer is asking...

English: Today I saw a little boy crying holding N100. I asked him what was the problem, he said, "My mom gave me this N100 after I lost my first one while playing." I chuckled and said, "So why cry? That's not a bad thing then." He looked at me with long tearful face sobbing and said, "It would have been N200 now!"...(more)

English: Lunch

Hausa:

English: 'I went into robbery to finance the launch of my gospel album' - Suspect.
A self-acclaimed gospel musician who was arrested by the Ogun police for armed robbery has revealed why he committed the crime. The suspect, Nurudeen Ogundairo was on Tuesday paraded alongside 36 others arrested for various crimes at Eleweran Police Headquarters in Abeokuta, Ogun State. According to the state Commissioner of Police, Ahmed Ilyasu, a team of the Federal Special Anti-Robbery Squad, FSARS...(more)

English: Men repair faulty commrcial bus on Liberty Road ibadan, under the Bus, No Protection,No C Caution, risking his life

Pidgin English:

English: Journey

Hausa:

English: kilowa

Pidgin English: dimeji olatunde

English:

English: pencil

Igbo:

: Thank you

English: U are my world: I love u dearly- FFK celebrates his wife, Precious on her birthday.
To celebrate his wife and mother of his only son, Precious, former Aviation officer, Femi Fani-Kayode, took to his twitter handle to celebrate her. He wrote "Happy birthday to my beautiful wife Precious. U are my world: I love u dearly. God bless u and be with u forever. Many more years to come'...(more)

: Babban gona better your life!! Hello! Dear our able MSBs Manyan shugabannin banban gona this is a special message to you for Harvest,   Our Noble MSBs we believed that small farmers like you  fears of how their tomorrow  should be, And we believed poverty trapped most of you into difficult life, And we also believed hardworking persons like do not deserve such fate life, it's due to that we from babban gona provide you with 3 simple steps to  better your life and they ar

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Pidgin English: Awon obo

English: Okon opened his eyes after a surgical operation and breathed "thank God its over". 
A man on the other side of his bed said, "dont be so sure, they left an injection in my belly and had to open it again". 
Another patient added, "same with me but mine was a pack of cotton wool".
Almost immediately, the doctor who did the operation stormed in and asked, "has anyone seen my watch?"
Okon fainted....(more)

English: Olamide A.K.A badoo is my baddest nigga

Pidgin English:

: You are the Mighty God, the Great I am.