English: Íni o míyenbra Apetamin, but you're lying íni fei weight gain . Tamuno rauemì o!

English: Weather for two

Yoruba:

English:

BOY: Baby where r U? GIRL: My dad's driver is taking me to shoprite in d jeep. BOY: Ok, I'm behind U in d bus, don't pay, I've paid for both

English: Animal

Hausa:

: What is fibroid in Hausa language

English: Unknown gunmen attack Katsina community leaving 3 dead and several injured.
Three persons were killed and five injured when unknown gunmen attacked six communities, Bambami, Tsanni, Dabai Bayawa, Makatanawa, Dan Iya and Alale, all in Batagarawa Local Government Area of Katsina State. The member representing Batagarawa constituency in the state House of Assembly, Yakubu  Tsanni who tabled the issue on the floor of the Assembly  under matter of urgent attention, cal...(more)

English: chilling at home

Hausa:

English: PLC SCADA COURSES IN CHENNAI | INDUSTRIAL AUTOMATION TRAINING IN INDIA

English: please what is ADENIKE 

Pidgin English:

English: Mr Dan Bature, an Assistant Inspector-General (AIG) of Police in Charge of Zone 11 comprising Oyo, Osun and Ondo states, says any policeman checking vehicle particulars on the highways is on illegal duty....(more)

Pidgin English:

Pidgin English: Of course i know

English:

English: sorry

Hausa:

English: A boy was going through his grandmother's  wallet one night and found her ID card. Grandma? he asked, "how much do you weigh?" His grandmother replied, " that's not an appropriate question, Jimmy" He then asked, "How old are you? She again replied. "That is not appropriate, Jimmy". Finally he asked, "Grandma, why did grandpa leave you?" Before she had time to answer, Jimmy looked at the card and said, "Oh i see, its because you got an "F" in sex."...(more)

English: Leopard

Yoruba:

English: Total blackout aiding Badoo attacks in our town- Ikorodou women tell PHCN.
Women in Ikorodu town in Lagos state, yesterday staged a peaceful protest to PHCN office in Igbogbo Ikorodu, were they called on the PHCN officials to give them electricity as the total darkness they have experienced for some months, have helped Badoo members carry out their various attacks....(more)

English: Tea tree

English: I thank my heavenly father for standing by me from january to this moment and surely foreever. 

Yoruba:

English: Suspected thief made to roll inside muddied water after her was caught stealing in a boutique in Delta state.
A young man was made to lie in muddied water and roll around in it after he was caught allegedly trying to steal mobile phones from a boutique in Ajogodo, Sapele, Delta State. A mob surrounded him while he was in the dirty water, slapping him across the face and threatening to call the police. In a video shared by Sapele Oghenek, the slightly built man can be seen b...(more)

English: Thanks be to God, who gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ.
1 Corinthians 15:57

Igbo:

Pidgin English: Awa forma first lady, Mrs Patience Ibifaka Jonathan don talk m say she go carry EFCC go the African Commission of Human and People Right for Gambia, say becus dem say she carry naija moni...(more)

English:

English: Mr Eazi - Short Skirt ft. Tekno, BkChatLDN, Odunsi, Temi, Eddie Kadie, Oyemykke

English: Ex-President pays tribute to Yar’Adua 7 years after his death.   Former President, Goodluck Jonathan has praised his late predecessor, Umaru Musa Yar’Adua for leaving behind a legacy of detribalized leadership. Jonathan also described Yar’Adua as a great gift to the nation and people of Nigeria. He wrote 

...(more)

English: Nollywood Actress, Mercy Johnson was officially sworn in as the Senior Special Assistant to the Kogi state governor, Yahaya Bello on Entertainment, Arts and Culture in Lokoja, the state's capital today....(more)

: Oko-mi

English: Coconut

Igbo:

English: GIRL: i have sinned; i called my boyfriend a bastard. PASTOR: So wat did he do to deserve dat? GIRL: He kissed me. PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor kissed the girl. GIRL: Yes! PASTOR: Well, dats no reason to call him a bastard. GIRL: But, he took off my clothes and had sex with me! PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor took off her clothes and had sex with the girl. GIRL: Yes PASTOR: Well, thats also no reason to call him a bastard. GIRL: Then he told me he has AIDS. PASTOR: U are a BASTA...(more)

English:

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Hindustan Automation Solutions have successfully repaired over 5000 PLC modules, which have been backed by our unique 2-year warranty. ...(more)

English: child

Hausa:

English: A married lawyer made love to his girl-friend inside his car one day. On getting home, his wife saw the girls pant in the car. she got mad and tore it to pieces screaming: Honey! Honey! What is dis? the lawyer calmly replied: My God, u hve just destroyed evidence of a rape case worth millions of Naira. She quickly fell on her knes apologizing Honey pls 4give me the God i serve will bring another one. ...(more)

English:

GCE MATHEMATICS EXAM QUESTON FOR AKPOS

1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted.
2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)
3. You are dating other peoples’ sisters yet you don’t want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your T
   
   ...(more)

Pidgin English:

English: my Chelsea fans let's go; I bought pepper that is not good

Yoruba:

English: rice

Hausa:

English: Barbecued meat

Hausa:

: Meaning of munagi

English: Cake

Igbo:

English: Jamb to begin sales of 2017 form On Monday, 20th March. The Joint Admission and Matriculation Board (JAMB‏) has announced through its Twitter handle, @JAMBHQ that the sales of jamb form for the 2017 UTME begins on Monday 20th March, 2017 and ends on Wednesday 19th April, 2017.  ...(more)

English: I went for a night prayer at one
church.... So in the midst of the
prayer session, a member touched
my shoulder and said "YOU WILL
WALK"..... I didn't understand coz I
have no disability on me.... When I
got out of the church, my transport
money had been stolen.... INDEED I
WALKED...(more)

English: Uvuvwevwevwe onyetenvewve ugwemubwem ossas Longest name in Africa and probably the world

Pidgin English:

English: Timaya- bang bang

English: Understanding proverbs is a part of being Igbo. Its oil to our food, it's the first thing our parents say before they give us advice.

Igbo:

Pidgin English: wetin i do you?

English:

Pidgin English: Chin chin

English:

English: fast food

Yoruba:

: How are you

Pidgin English: Nigerian movies no go kill us. Which kin proposal be this?

Pidgin English:  Bovi explains the reason behind all beef among celebirties in 2016   

Pidgin English: Twale

English:

English: vegetable

Yoruba:

English:

1. Narekele mo

English: One month

Igbo: