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English: What does Onisorire mean?
also translated by :Chineloneche; ImoleOluwagbemisola
English: kind, gentle, refined
On a weding day, the pastor asked the normal question;
"anyone who feels this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony should speak now, or forever remain silent"
peter raised his hand fom the back. on seeing him the bride fainte, and when she was revived, the pastor asked y he raised hes hand,
Peter replied "we no dey hear u from back"...(more)
SON: Mummy, today on our way back on the bus daddy told me to give up my seat for a woman.
MOTHER: Well that's responsible of your father. I hope u stood up.
SON: I tried not to but daddy insisted.
MOTHER: Well you shouldn't have hesitated, am sure he felt embarrassed. Next time don't do that...OK?
SON: But mummy I was seating on daddy's lap!...(more)
English: Death why now?
English: Stock Fish
English: Several killed in accident at Abuja junction, Kaduna. Several people have been killed in a fatal accident which occurred some hours ago at Abuja junction, in Kaduna. Details of the accident are still sketchy, however it seems a truck loaded with bags of cement lost control and rammed into a crowd. ...(more)
A lady with big boobs enters a bus. she had a rosery around her neck with the rosery cross sitting btw her big boobs. the man beside her could not help but stare at her boobs, knowing the guy has been staring for over 15mins, she asked
"are you looking at jesus on the cross?"
the guy den smiled and answered, NO actually am looking at the two thieves besides...(more)
Troops rescue 9 minors from Boko Haram camp.
Following credible and confirmed information about the convergence of some elements of suspected Boko Haram terrorists at Jarawa village, Kala Balge Local Government Area, Borno State, troops of 3 Battalion, 22 Brigade Nigerian Army of Operation LAFIYA DOLE, in conjunction with some Civilian JTF yesterday Sunday June 11th, carried out a successful clearance operation along that axis....(more)
My wife's relatives and our friends will kill me if Nigeria fails to qualify for World Cup- Mikel Obi.
Super Eagles captain, John Mikel Obi who revealed in an interview with FIFA.COM that he is married to the mother of his twin babies, Russian citizen Olga Diyachenko, also revealed that his wife's family and their friends expect Nigeria to qualify for the Russia 2018 FIFA World Cup because they are seriously rooting for Nigeria. He jokingly said his wife's family will kill...(more)
Nigerian footballer, Elderson Echiejile is married (photo).
29-year Nigerian professional footballer, Elderson Echiejile, who plays for Spanish club, Sporting de Gijón on loan from AS Monaco FC as a left back, is married. He tied the knot with his fiancée, Oghenevwemo Ziregbe, on Saturday in France. ...(more)
A guy was charged N300,000 as bride price. He bitterly complained 2 his in-laws.*
*Guy*: A long time ago, pple were only paying goats or cassava to marry a Virgin? Y are we nowadays being charged so much 2 marry a girl who has slept with so many guys & probably even aborted a couple of times?
In law: D price has gone up cos U are marrying someone with a lot of experience....(more)
also translated by :ImoleOluwagbemisola
English: I am sorry
English: No woman is single ask mummy
President Buhari writes to National Assembly, To resume work today.
According to DailyTrust, while speaking to on the telephone, Senior Special Assistant to the President on Media and Publicity, Garba Shehu said that Buhari would transmit a letter to the National Assembly in order to formally notify the legislature of his return to the country....(more)
Pidgin English: Let me hear word
English: Nigerian superman
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